CANDID - THE HOME OF FUNNY GIFTS

Welcome to Candid, the home of downright rude, sometimes expletive, occasionally offensive and undoubtedly funny gifts. If you’re looking for the perfect present for that "special" person in your life, this is the place for you.

Our funny gifts are ideal for friends, family members and colleagues who, in reality, probably deserve sweet F-A, but who you’re obligated to buy for because of genetic ties, marriage certificates or general close proximity on a regular basis. One thing’s for sure, our rude gifts will either make you very popular, or very unpopular. Fun, right? 

Our candles are some of our most popular products from our collection of equally insulting and funny gifts. We use premium oils for maximum scent throw and each of our candles is hand-poured in the UK. They have a long burn time and, because we're decent human beings who know animal cruelty is f**ked up, no furry friends were harmed in the making of any of our ingredients (this goes for all of our rude gifts, fyi, Told you we’re good people).

SHOP

OUR GIFTS ARE OFFENSIVE AND WE DON'T CARE

In a world where everyone is offended by something, usually on someone else's behalf, our funny gifts are for those who can still have a laugh. Whether you’re in the market for generally offensive gifts where you just want to rub someone up the wrong way, or unapologetically rude gifts for her that are sure to get a reaction, we’ve got you covered. 

We have something for everyone, from sarcastic gifts for first time buyers who’ve just signed their lives away, to irritating snowflakes (chances are they’re probably vegan too, as are our candles - conveniently saving you from any moaning. You’re welcome!). 

PERSONALISE YOUR CANDLE

If you can’t find the right messaging in our selection of existing candles, choose our personalised candles with whatever text you like for just £24.99 to make the ultimate funny (or extremely rude) gift.

SHOP

  • OFFENSIVE SCENTED CANDLES - THE ULTIMATE FUNNY GIFT

    Our candles might not feature the soppy loving messages you'd gift to your Gran, but they smell fucking great. Each candle comes in a choice of two scents - Oud Wood or Black Pomegranate. Both of them smell nice if you’re into all that, and help to take the edge off the brutal message you’ll undoubtedly choose from our range of outrageous, rude and funny gifts. 

    SHOP ALL CANDLES 

  • 'Birthday Wanker' Scented Candle

    Shop Now 

  • 'Chill The Fuck Out' Scented Candle

    Shop Now 

READ MORE ABOUT OUR RANGE OF RUDE AND FUNNY GIFTS

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

WHAT OCCASIONS DO YOU HAVE RUDE GIFTS FOR?

There’s never a bad occasion to present someone with a rude gift. At the end of the day, it’ll either make them howl or offend them, right? Whether you want a funny Valentines Day Gift for her that could make or break the relationship, an obligatory leaving gift for that co-worker who you’re not that arsed about, a funny gift for a boring Secret Santa recipient or a personalised candle for anything and everything else; when you’re wanting to offend, Candid’s the place to be. 

HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE?

Orders for our offensive gifts placed on a weekday before 1pm are usually posted out on the same day and should be received in 2-3 business days. Orders placed after 1pm or on a weekend will be processed the following business day. If you need your order sooner (we get it, you’re lazy and left it to the last minute to order a funny gift), please select express delivery.

WHY CHOOSE CANDID FOR RUDE GIFTS?

We’re good at what we do, so we’re not going to waste our time trying to convince you to shop with us because we know when you start browsing our downright offensive, sarcastic and rude gifts, you’ll be hooked. From wanting to mildly offend someone in a jokey way when you’re not really joking, to crossing that line with a co-workers leaving gift and risking an awkward meeting with HR, in our opinion, a funny gift always goes down a treat. If it doesn’t, then don’t take it personally, not everyone can have a sense of humour as advanced and dark as yours. 

RUDE GIFT IDEAS FOR WOMEN

Looking for a rude gift for the women in your life? You’re in for a treat with Candid. Firstly, everyone loves a candle, so if you don’t get the reaction you’re looking for, at least that will soften the blow. We might be biassed, but we think our funny gifts are pretty hilarious, so we’re (almost) fully confident they’ll go down a treat. 

When it comes to gift ideas for women, particularly those of the funny/rude/offensive nature, you’re sorted for so many different occasions with Candid. Our Valentine's gifts always hit the spot, especially if humour is your love language, or you want to risk not getting lucky. Birthday gifts for her are always interesting when we get involved, perhaps better suited to a partner or close friend over a grandparent, but interesting, nevertheless. We’ve got some pretty funny gifts for anniversaries too, then if she doesn’t laugh, maybe she’s not the one after all. Harsh but true.