If you’re here having a browse of our amazingly rude and offensive anniversary candles, then you might be a bit of a knob, but at least you’re not the kind of knob who leaves anniversary gifts to the last minute - well done you! Plus, since you’re on our website, chances are you’re lucky enough to have a spouse with a sense of humour (unless you just don’t like them, in which case you should still buy one anyway).
Seriously though, if you’re in search of the perfect obligatory anniversary gift, you’re probably in the wrong place….but who really wants the same soppy crap as last year anyway? Flowers are so ‘first date’. What better way is there to celebrate the day you signed away your life, along with at least half of your worldly assets, to your significant other than giving them a gift that really says what’s on your mind. Love their tits? We’ve got one for that. Actually considered swiping left? We have you covered too.
Just remember whilst you’re reluctantly parting with your cash for a gift you don’t really want to buy, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel since there’s always a strong possibility of anniversary sex.
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The Inbetweeners 'Fuck Your Fanny Off' Funny Scented Candle
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My love for you burns stronger than a urine infection Funny Scented Candle
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If you’re here having a browse of our amazingly rude and offensive anniversary candles, then you might be a bit of a knob, but at least you’re not the kind of knob who leaves anniversary gifts to the last minute - well done you! Plus, since you’re on our website, chances are you’re lucky enough to have a spouse with a sense of humour (unless you just don’t like them, in which case you should still buy one anyway).
Seriously though, if you’re in search of the perfect obligatory anniversary gift, you’re probably in the wrong place….but who really wants the same soppy crap as last year anyway? Flowers are so ‘first date’. What better way is there to celebrate the day you signed away your life, along with at least half of your worldly assets, to your significant other than giving them a gift that really says what’s on your mind. Love their tits? We’ve got one for that. Actually considered swiping left? We have you covered too.
Just remember whilst you’re reluctantly parting with your cash for a gift you don’t really want to buy, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel since there’s always a strong possibility of anniversary sex.
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