Candid
I'm only in this for your big tits Scented Candle
I'm only in this for your big tits Scented Candle
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Because nothing says 'romance' like blunt, brazen and unabashed honesty!
If your Mrs is blessed with the kind of rack that would render Sofia Vergara green with envy combined with a sense of humour to be truly proud of (you lucky b*****d!) then this is the candle for you. This candle has everything you need for the perfect gift; banter, compliments (kind of), ambiance and an amazing smell.
Our candles are hand poured in the UK using high quality paraffin wax and premium scent oils. Available in a choice of Oud Wood or Black Pomegranate scents, our candles have a long burn time, are cruelty free and vegan, and add a touch of personality and humour to wherever they are placed.
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LOOKING AFTER YOUR ‘MY LAST FUCK’ CANDLE
We want you to get the most out of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle, so we have some tips to look after the candle and the glass holder. Our glass candle jars can be wiped clean using a dry microfibre cloth. Before lighting, we recommend trimming the wick of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle so that you get a more even and clean burn.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Each of our ‘My Last Fuck’ candles comes in a premium glass jar which is filled with a blend of paraffin wax and our premium scent oils. Hand-poured in our UK workshop, our Candid candles are made to order, before being hand-packed by our team in 100% recyclable packaging.
SHIPPING
If you place your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle order before 1pm, it can usually be posted out the same day and you’ll receive the order in 2-3 business days. If you order your candle over the weekend, we will make and post it the next available working day. Express delivery is also available if you’re a last-minute shopper!