Candid
New job? You're dead to us Funny Scented Candle
New job? You're dead to us Funny Scented Candle
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They're leaving, and whilst you want to believe the friendship built through working together will last forever, inside you know the truth - they're basically dead to you now. There may be some communication after they go, or even the odd occasion where they make a special guest appearance at after work drinks, but eventually it will all fizzle out and it will be like they never even existed. Our 'New job? You're dead to us' candle is the perfect gift for colleagues who are on their way out, and who you probably won't ever see again after 3-6 months.
Our candles are hand poured in the UK using high quality paraffin wax and premium scent oils. Available in a choice of Oud Wood or Black Pomegranate scents, our candles have a long burn time, are cruelty free and vegan, and add a touch of personality and humour to wherever they are placed.
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LOOKING AFTER YOUR ‘MY LAST FUCK’ CANDLE
We want you to get the most out of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle, so we have some tips to look after the candle and the glass holder. Our glass candle jars can be wiped clean using a dry microfibre cloth. Before lighting, we recommend trimming the wick of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle so that you get a more even and clean burn.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Each of our ‘My Last Fuck’ candles comes in a premium glass jar which is filled with a blend of paraffin wax and our premium scent oils. Hand-poured in our UK workshop, our Candid candles are made to order, before being hand-packed by our team in 100% recyclable packaging.
SHIPPING
If you place your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle order before 1pm, it can usually be posted out the same day and you’ll receive the order in 2-3 business days. If you order your candle over the weekend, we will make and post it the next available working day. Express delivery is also available if you’re a last-minute shopper!