Candid
Please don't do coke in the bathroom Funny Scented Candle
Please don't do coke in the bathroom Funny Scented Candle
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Love your friends but not some of their...erm...habits? This scented candle is perfect to deter them in the event of a house party that spirals out of all control or, in the case of some of them, when they pop round for a cup of tea (we don't judge, we just sell candles). And on the off chance your door gets broken down by the police at 2am, you're covered!
Our candles are hand poured in the UK using high quality paraffin wax and premium scent oils. Available in a choice of Oud Wood or Black Pomegranate scents, our candles have a long burn time, are cruelty free and vegan, and add a touch of personality and humour to wherever they are placed.
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LOOKING AFTER YOUR ‘MY LAST FUCK’ CANDLE
We want you to get the most out of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle, so we have some tips to look after the candle and the glass holder. Our glass candle jars can be wiped clean using a dry microfibre cloth. Before lighting, we recommend trimming the wick of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle so that you get a more even and clean burn.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Each of our ‘My Last Fuck’ candles comes in a premium glass jar which is filled with a blend of paraffin wax and our premium scent oils. Hand-poured in our UK workshop, our Candid candles are made to order, before being hand-packed by our team in 100% recyclable packaging.
SHIPPING
If you place your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle order before 1pm, it can usually be posted out the same day and you’ll receive the order in 2-3 business days. If you order your candle over the weekend, we will make and post it the next available working day. Express delivery is also available if you’re a last-minute shopper!