Candid
Only Cunts Are Born In January Funny Scented Candle Gift
Only Cunts Are Born In January Funny Scented Candle Gift
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January is the absolute worst, most selfish month to have a birthday! Did their mum not know everyone would be broke after Christmas, with zero present ideas left and the longest stretch until payday that ever existed?! If you've got a loved one who's cunty enough to be born in the most inconvenient month of the year, then this is the perfect gift for them....because we all know Only Cunts Are Born In January!
Our candles are hand poured in the UK using high quality paraffin wax and premium scent oils. Available in a choice of Oud Wood or Black Pomegranate scents, our candles have a long burn time, are cruelty free and vegan, and add a touch of personality and humour to wherever they are placed.
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LOOKING AFTER YOUR ‘MY LAST FUCK’ CANDLE
We want you to get the most out of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle, so we have some tips to look after the candle and the glass holder. Our glass candle jars can be wiped clean using a dry microfibre cloth. Before lighting, we recommend trimming the wick of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle so that you get a more even and clean burn.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Each of our ‘My Last Fuck’ candles comes in a premium glass jar which is filled with a blend of paraffin wax and our premium scent oils. Hand-poured in our UK workshop, our Candid candles are made to order, before being hand-packed by our team in 100% recyclable packaging.
SHIPPING
If you place your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle order before 1pm, it can usually be posted out the same day and you’ll receive the order in 2-3 business days. If you order your candle over the weekend, we will make and post it the next available working day. Express delivery is also available if you’re a last-minute shopper!