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Nobody cares that you're vegan Funny Scented Candle

Nobody cares that you're vegan Funny Scented Candle

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Nowadays it's not enough to just refrain from consuming animal related products, in order to qualify as a fully fledged vegan you must also go around telling people at every given opportunity. If, like the rest of us, you're sick of hearing a vegan constantly informing you of their life choices, our 'Nobody cares that you're vegan' scented candle is the perfect gift containing a not-so-subtle hint for them to give it a rest.

If you want to be vegan, just be vegan, you don't have to tell everyone because we don't care.

Our candles are hand poured in the UK using high quality paraffin wax and premium scent oils. Available in a choice of Oud Wood or Black Pomegranate scents, our candles have a long burn time, are cruelty free and vegan, and add a touch of personality and humour to wherever they are placed.

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We want you to get the most out of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle, so we have some tips to look after the candle and the glass holder. Our glass candle jars can be wiped clean using a dry microfibre cloth. Before lighting, we recommend trimming the wick of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle so that you get a more even and clean burn.


Each of our ‘My Last Fuck’ candles comes in a premium glass jar which is filled with a blend of paraffin wax and our premium scent oils. Hand-poured in our UK workshop, our Candid candles are made to order, before being hand-packed by our team in 100% recyclable packaging. 


If you place your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle order before 1pm, it can usually be posted out the same day and you’ll receive the order in 2-3 business days. If you order your candle over the weekend, we will make and post it the next available working day. Express delivery is also available if you’re a last-minute shopper!