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My Last Fuck. Oh look, it's on fire! Scented Candle

My Last Fuck. Oh look, it's on fire! Scented Candle

Regular price £19.99 GBP
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Fresh out of fucks? Had enough of the state of the world? Tired of pretending that you care about your friend’s boring life dramas? Our ‘My Last Fuck” candle is the perfect gift for many of life’s occasions, or for simply showing people visiting your home that you don’t have any of them left to give. 

As with all of our candles, our ‘My Last Fuck’ candle is hand-poured in the UK and made using high quality paraffin wax, giving you a long lasting burn! Available in both Oud Wood and Black Pomegranate, we use premium scent oils so that you can actually smell the candle when burning, adding a touch of personality and humour to wherever they are placed. We’re not twats, so our ‘My Last Fuck’ candles are cruelty-free and are suitable for those annoying vegan friends, too. 

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We want you to get the most out of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle, so we have some tips to look after the candle and the glass holder. Our glass candle jars can be wiped clean using a dry microfibre cloth. Before lighting, we recommend trimming the wick of your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle so that you get a more even and clean burn.


Each of our ‘My Last Fuck’ candles comes in a premium glass jar which is filled with a blend of paraffin wax and our premium scent oils. Hand-poured in our UK workshop, our Candid candles are made to order, before being hand-packed by our team in 100% recyclable packaging. 


If you place your ‘My Last Fuck’ candle order before 1pm, it can usually be posted out the same day and you’ll receive the order in 2-3 business days. If you order your candle over the weekend, we will make and post it the next available working day. Express delivery is also available if you’re a last-minute shopper!